February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Hacky Things 07
theace-elitist:
Stark’s face when Alex is wearing a suit.
Stark’s face when Alex is not wearing a suit.
Stark’s face when Alex kisses him.
Stark’s face when Alex hugs him.
Stark’s face when Alex smiles or grins in any manner.
Stark’s face when Alex casually grabs his ass.
Stark’s face when Alex gives him a compliment.
Stark’s face when Alex.
perfection
invisibleinnocence:
If Hospitaltalia gets called Neinscape one more time…
okay I won’t hit you over the head with a chair but I will hit my head against the wall repeatedly until it bleeds.
Himaruya's paper children
kittydeagle:
firelordpie:
einsamkeit21:
omgHIS FINGERS
I just wanted this on my blog again.
Dem fingers
we haVE THE SAME KIND OF TABLET
OKAY GUYS THIS IS IT
I’M GOING TO WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF SHERLOCK
RIGHT
NOW
RIGHT NOW
GALA, I TRACK 64 TAGS
zwillingereich:
missproxy:
zwillingereich:
And that’s after untracking a bunch.
you need to track 5 more
GALA, I TRACK 64 TAGS
zwillingereich:
And that’s after untracking a bunch.
you need to track 5 more
Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
but what does it mean
Vanechka: good porn
Vanechka: best porn
Vanechka: -- vacuuming :I
When a character dies
The Hunger Games: ASSBDVHZVSJAVAJABSBS
Sherlock: *gross sobbing*
Doctor Who: *single tear*
Portal: *cries for a moment*
Left 4 Dead: I- I COULD HAVE SAVED YOU! *gross sobbing*
Team Fortress 2: *pokerface*
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac: They were an asshole anyway...
My Chemical Romance: KILLJOYS NO STOP NOT MAKING SOME NOISE *bawling*
Harry Potter: *severe depression*
Homestuck: HUSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE *many sob and many yell their gods name in vain*
Supernatural: GAAAAAAAAAMBLE!!!!
One Piece: B-but... but... NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE IN ONE PIECE, WHAT IS THIS SHIT ALL OF A SUDDEN?
Fullmetal Alchemist: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KILL ALL THE CUTE CHARACTERS?
Madoka Magica: NOOOOOOOO-- oh, wait, you're back already.
Persona 3: "Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi wo soba ni itta itsudatte, itsudatte, itsudatte sugu yoko de warateitta nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU!!! *gross sobbing*
Hetalia: LOL we don't have that problem
theonlyhalfangel:
The best thing I’ve read in awhile:
It’s a warning in a fanfic summary.
“Warning: Well, Ghirahim’s in here.”
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Why are there so many songs about love and relationships its like that is not the only emotion or feeling their is to write about. Instead of writing about a one night stand write about that night you were up all night with diarrhea.
PROXY, I THINK MY SKYPE DELETED YOU.
gebieternudeln:
missproxy:
gebieternudeln:
I CAN’T FIND YOU.
WHAT DO.
YOUR SKYPE DELETED ME
AND YOU NEVER REPLIED SO
I THOUGHT YOU DELETED ME
SO THEN I DELETED YOU
OH MY GOD.
WOW.
OKAY.
SEND ME YOUR SKYPE, SINCE I RAN OUT OF ASKS EARLIER USING THEM TO SPAM YOU.
OKAY XD
PROXY, I THINK MY SKYPE DELETED YOU.
gebieternudeln:
I CAN’T FIND YOU.
WHAT DO.
YOUR SKYPE DELETED ME
AND YOU NEVER REPLIED SO
I THOUGHT YOU DELETED ME
SO THEN I DELETED YOU
